Two, Two, Two Leaders in One

Dear President Bush,

It appears you and the Grand Ayatollah will soon be doing a DoubleMint commercial together. Will that reduce the tension between the U.S. and Iran if the two leaders can join together on freshening the world’s breath?

"The enemy is resorting to desperate acts of violence because they know the establishment of democracy in Iraq will be a double defeat for them," Bush said in his weekly radio address as he saluted the emergence of a permanent government.

"The Americans should know that if they invade us, their interests around the world would be harmed. Iran will respond twofold to any attack." Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

While you might suggest twofold does not equal double, thus there are marked differences between your two meanings, the DoubleMint executives don’t see it that way. They would love to have you and the Ayatollah bumping hips, slapping high fives, and comparing nuclear weapons in their commercial. They are even willing to change their tag line to “Two, two, two wars in one!” Any reactions?