Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Pardon for Ted the Political Turkey?

A jury of his peers convicted Alaska Senator Ted Stevens of seven felony counts. Ted accepted corporate largess in an all too common act of federal corporafornication. Will President and Chief Pimp George W. Bush pardon Ted for his numerous sins? A pardon will be granted soon at the CorporaWhorehouse on the Washington Mall. Turkey or Ted, or will Bush pull a twofer?

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