Friday, August 01, 2008

Bush Loves King Salmon

President George W. Bush showed his support for Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens, currently under indictment for not reporting gifts from constituents. The White House indicated the President had not rescinded an invitation for Senator Stevens to travel on Air Force One.

“I changed your nickname from King Salmon to Duke Salmonella.”

Of course Bush uses his brief moments of creativity to impact the lives of Americans. Consider his likely Executive Order:

“Just as the great Ronald Reagan changed ketchup to a vegetable in school lunch programs, I, George W. Bush, proclaim salmonella a miniature form of the healthy fish so many of us need in our diets.”

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