Sunday, August 24, 2008

Lincoln's Gettysburg vs. McCain's Hattiesburg Address

The McCain camp was simply quoting Abraham Lincoln when it answered "at least four" in response to the number of homes owned by John and his wife, Cindy. Of course, they improved on Lincoln's original words, even changing the location. Consider John McCain's Hattiesburg Address:

At least fourscore and up to seven houses ago, my wife Cindy brought forth on this continent a robust investment portfolio, conceived in luxury, born of inheritance and dedicated to the proposition that all my assets are to be worshipped. Got that, cunt?

Yes, Bush clone John McCain has the ability to lead America into another uncivil war.

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