Friday, July 18, 2008

Presidential Campaigns Get High from Bundlers

"Hey Barry, who's your source for the juice, and I don't mean OJ? I'm getting low and need a new stash, preferably with some glucosamine cutter. It's hell getting old."

Both Barack Obama and John McCain continue to rake in the cash, the political heroin needed to make a successful Presidential run. And who might their dealers be? Who is packaging numerous $2,300 donations into a hit big enough to send the campaign machine's gears racing? Those folks are known as bundlers. Our two red and blue political junkies are slow on the uptake in revealing their dealers.

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