Bush Searches for Allies in Spreading Freedhem

President Bush approached newly elected French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the G-8 meeting saying "Nicky, have you heard about my Freedhem agenda? Vladimir bawled like a lost baby sheep at first. But once he relaxed, the application worked just fine."

Vladimir Thanks Bush for Big Dose of Freedhem

Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. Chief Executive George Bush laughed after another Bush administered dose of Freedhem. Putin said "When he came at with his finger like this, I thought it would hurt. But George is really a tender guy. When he spreads Freedhem he does so with compassion." The U.S. President added "Vladimir shook like crazy as I approached but I knew the application worked when he asked for a second treatment. I told him I'd shown him how freedhem worked and to spread it himself. But no backsliding!"