Friday, June 13, 2008

Bush Prays with Pope

President Bush visited the Vatican and prayed with Pope Benedict XVI. In a David Letterman like dream scene, I can picture him sharing the content of their heavenly request.

We prayed for America to remain strong and blessed, because God favors countries and governments. I asked for God's compassion for recent victims of that pagan bitch, Mother Nature's wrath. The tomato outbreak, I mean tornado, killed many innocent people. I beseeched God for legal protection for all my ungodly deeds. And I asked him to strike down that turncoat Scott McClellan and to met equal punishment for any future testifiers. Those are the highlights.

Yes, highlights...

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