President Bush visited the Vatican and prayed with Pope Benedict XVI. In a David Letterman like dream scene, I can picture him sharing the content of their heavenly request.
We prayed for America to remain strong and blessed, because God favors countries and governments. I asked for God's compassion for recent victims of that pagan bitch, Mother Nature's wrath. The tomato outbreak, I mean tornado, killed many innocent people. I beseeched God for legal protection for all my ungodly deeds. And I asked him to strike down that turncoat Scott McClellan and to met equal punishment for any future testifiers. Those are the highlights.
Yes, highlights...
We prayed for America to remain strong and blessed, because God favors countries and governments. I asked for God's compassion for recent victims of that pagan bitch, Mother Nature's wrath. The tomato outbreak, I mean tornado, killed many innocent people. I beseeched God for legal protection for all my ungodly deeds. And I asked him to strike down that turncoat Scott McClellan and to met equal punishment for any future testifiers. Those are the highlights.
Yes, highlights...
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